fawun:

i just choked on my water

(via goddamnitobama)

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

(via bigblackwomanwithbigblacktitties)

fuckisonyobiscuit:

“please grab your homework on your way out of class”

(via iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye)

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

(via bigblackwomanwithbigblacktitties)

n-ervosas:

i need to lose forty pounds by yesterday

(via yugiohmygod)

getoffmybloghoe:

My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed

(via disneyprincest)

hitterlick:

top 3 things about me

• fuckin raw
• super chill
• funky fresh
• rule breaker

(via justcallmepete)

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growlithed:

I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF SEEING POSTS THAT DONT EQUATE GOOD GRADES TO INTELLIGENCE LIKE BITCH DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING HARD IT IS TO GRASP A CONCEPT IN A CLASS LIKE CALC OR PHYSICS AND GENUINELY UNDERSTAND IT AND THEN BE ABLE TO APPLY IT TO DIFFERENT SCENARIOS ON DIFFERENT ASSESSMENTS LIKE THAT ISNT FUCKING REGURGITATION ITS INTELLIGENCE AND ITS A DAMN GOOD FEELING GETTING A GOOD GRADE ON SOMETHING WHEN YOU ARE GENUINELY SMART SO FUCKING STOP IT

(via yugiohmygod)

babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak

(via jesuschristvevo)